Recently, I was baking a chocolate cake from scratch and it called for 100% unsweetened chocolate. Silly me, I decided to try a little nibble of the chocolate and...it was terrible! Have you ever bitten into something and thought initially: "Well, it isn't that bad," --and that quickly progresses to you washing your mouth out with dish soap? That is what eating unsweetened chocolate is like! Okay, so after I tried it and eventually recovered, I decided to share my new found poison with some of my loved ones. My first potential victim was my mother, but she immediatley shot me down flat; apparently she had experienced its nasty rath before. So, then I went for my boyfriend...I feel kind of bad because he was just too easy of prey. I said "Hey, Curt try this chocolate; it's amazing!"...And five seconds later he was washing his mouth out in the sink...I'm mean. So my third victim was my poor, unsuspecting Daddy--another easy target. I took the same approach:Me: "Hey, Dad, you like dark chocolate right?!"
Dad: "I Love Dark Chocolate! You know that sweetie."--with a cute little smile
Me: "Well, try this! It is really dark, you might like it."
Dad: "Mmmm, the darker the better! Let me try!"
He puts it in his mouth enthusiasticly
...2 seconds later (he still has hope that it will be yummy)...5 seconds later, all hope is gone....7 seconds later, he is washing his mouth out in the sink.
And, another success! I think you. It might be mean, but hey, it sure is fun!
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